DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for July 10, 2019

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    TXD2  over 5 years ago

    Mamet must have watched that episode of “LivePD”. :)

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    I blame Rupert on this one. I always prepare my kids in advance by asking if they want to hear a knock-knock joke. Their attitude is “why not, you’re going to say it anyway.” Not exactly the enthusiastic “Yes!” I was hoping for, but I’ll take indifference.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When I was very little (1st grade) I got myself sent to the hospital to have my tonsils out by playing sick so often to avoid school (It was the ’50s, OK?) When I woke up the next morning, children in a ward down the hall were calling endless knock-knock jokes from bed to bed. ’bout drove me crazy.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Nobody tells Elephant Jokes any more, either. Too analog, I guess.

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    rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    [Knock, knock, knock] “Penny?”

    [Knock, knock, knock] “Penny?”

    [Knock, knock, knock] “Penny?”

    (Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”)

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