Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for June 28, 2019

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    dsom8  over 5 years ago

    This goes along with, “The secret to a happy marriage is two vacations a year. She goes in February, and he goes in July.”

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    dsom8  over 5 years ago

    I also remember a church we attended where the women had “Secret Sisters” who would sporadically buy little gifts for one another. We guys suggested the men have a “Blessed Brothers” program. No one would exchange names; we just sporadically buy ourselves ‘manly’ things and exclaim, “Look what I got from my Blessed Brother!”

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Retail Therapy.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    One of the first signs of adulthood: When your kid gets you a birthday present that you want, not what they want. All my sibs got there eventually… except the bachelor.

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