Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 26, 2011

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Can’t stop laughing … you’re the best, Scott!

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    Ray_C  almost 14 years ago

    “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”

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    TheDOCTOR  almost 14 years ago

    WHO doesn’t have a friend like that? Yet they’d push you out from in front of a speeding bus.

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    WaitingMan  almost 14 years ago

    I used to have a friend like that. Stopped having anything to do with him about 25 years ago. Don’t even miss him a little bit.

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    Possum Pete  almost 14 years ago

    Enough with the possum jokes already.

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    ponytail56  almost 14 years ago

    Ray I read that issue of national lampoon

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    Ray_C  almost 14 years ago

    Is that where that line came from, Ponytail? Sorry I don’t have it either.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    @Ray C - the line predates National Lampoon Magazine, but they certainly did a lot to popularize it. I learned it as a kid from my mom, who would say the phrase in Yiddish as an example of how much better things can sound when you don’t actually know what’s being said …

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    fenneuter  almost 14 years ago

    “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.” My dad’s been saying that my whole life, kids, so it predates National Lampoon. My dad is 82 years old! He also likes to point into the distance and say “There’s a mailman over there” and at this point wipe his nose, then rub it up his leg and finish “with a stripe on his pants!”

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