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That would actually cost at least double, just for the time alone, I imagine energy cost would be higher also: “Cremating at the optimum temperature (1,400-1,800 degrees), the average weighted remains takes 2 to 2 ½ hours.” So there you go…
Lucy Rudy over 5 years ago
Maybe some day. It sounds like a good idea.
okieburd over 5 years ago
That would actually cost at least double, just for the time alone, I imagine energy cost would be higher also: “Cremating at the optimum temperature (1,400-1,800 degrees), the average weighted remains takes 2 to 2 ½ hours.” So there you go…
AlanM over 5 years ago
5 gallons of gasoline would be cheaper, but would probably not complete the job.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
You’d have to do it piece by piece.
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s how she usually cooks dinner.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Seems she doesn’t want to spend a dime of her inheritance….
WCraft over 5 years ago
We don’t have a microwave that big at the moment.
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member over 5 years ago
LOL!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
You would also need a crisping container. Otherwise you just have a soggy mess.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Naturally he would say that, he doesn’t want to lose the business.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Time for a “Burning Man” party.