“Son, don’t be ungrateful. Do you know the effort I made to catch this prey?”
Wait until you meet your new step-dad.
So Scar won’t dethrone the Lion King; the heat will.
“Pass me the kale, kids.”
“Yeah, I heard. But climate is not weather. Drop the hippie crap and go hunting. We’ll adapt."
GASP! NOW you tell me!
Eat’em and be done with it.
Nice built-in pit remover!
Don’t forget, Mondays are “Meaty Monday” – a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner!
I.m envious he’s eating a $5 avocado.
As if, only humans buy into that vegan thing.
“well, son, hunting and gathering is actually more environmentally friendly than agriculture, especially when propagating non-native species, such as avocados on the Serengeti.”
I just KNEW that there was a better way to get the avocado pit out. Now I just gotta grow some sharp fingernails.
“Kids, eating meat lets all the CO2-breathing plants live. Who the heck have you been listening to?”
Cats are obligate carnivores—-they must have meat to survive.
I like being a carnivore. Vegans are on the menu.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Son, don’t be ungrateful. Do you know the effort I made to catch this prey?”
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Wait until you meet your new step-dad.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So Scar won’t dethrone the Lion King; the heat will.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
“Pass me the kale, kids.”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“Yeah, I heard. But climate is not weather. Drop the hippie crap and go hunting. We’ll adapt."
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
GASP! NOW you tell me!
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eat’em and be done with it.
coffeeturtle almost 5 years ago
Nice built-in pit remover!
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget, Mondays are “Meaty Monday” – a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner!
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
I.m envious he’s eating a $5 avocado.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As if, only humans buy into that vegan thing.
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“well, son, hunting and gathering is actually more environmentally friendly than agriculture, especially when propagating non-native species, such as avocados on the Serengeti.”
sperry532 almost 5 years ago
I just KNEW that there was a better way to get the avocado pit out. Now I just gotta grow some sharp fingernails.
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
“Kids, eating meat lets all the CO2-breathing plants live. Who the heck have you been listening to?”
zippykatz almost 5 years ago
Cats are obligate carnivores—-they must have meat to survive.
PatsyL.Paul almost 5 years ago
I like being a carnivore. Vegans are on the menu.