Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 18, 2019

oy vey, even in the afterlife.. these 2 will STILL get on each others nerves.

That’s what you get for not buying a plot for Honeybunch!

have always thought that they should bury people vertically rather than the traditional ‘horizontal method’. Face it your not going to know the difference; however it would take up probably 1/3 the real estate and bonus: they could dig graves with something akin to an oversized post-hole-digger (auger type) thereby representing even greater savings!

There’s a new kind of burial that is a lot more environmentally friendly yet family still can come and visit…The body is wrapped in burlap filled with composing mix that dissolves the body down to bones or limestone to completely dissolve the body within days to couple weeks. Then the burlap sack with the bones or limestone residue is interred either in-ground or in a crypt. Some families don’t like the idea of bringing an urn into the house or scattering the ashes (it’s been said releasing ashes is not good for the environment either and is illegal in some places). The inground burial will be eventually dissolved naturally and the crypt version will take twice or trice as long. People like the idea that they can go visit their deceased loved ones. Their nameplates say they were once alive on the earth.

…and that’s it for peace and serenity.

I hope Norm doesn’t take too big of a load off of his mind. There isn’t much there to begin with.

the return of “Anti-Wilson”…

so he didn’t get a plot for his wife!

Plot 42, Ralph found the answer.

Poor Ralphie boy, no rest for the weary.

You people are so morbid! I don’t want to hear talk about The End. I don’t care what people do with my body, I’ll be no longer using it. Bummer!!

Now it’ll be a race to get their money back.

Cremation here I come! Hopefully not for awhile.

So even after death they’ll spend eternity together ? If Ralph had bought plots for his family together he wouldn’t have this issue now. For me its cremation all the way. I’m too claustrophobic to be buried in the ground

“Thou shalt preparest a seat for me next to mine enemy…” … Or something like that.

Eternity with Steinbauer as your neighbor. Now that’s my definition of hell.

So much for the strip not to long ago that Steinbauer had to jump on a trampoline to see Ralph over the high fence.

The plot thickens