Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 30, 2019

The Advice Nurse and Poison Control are on speed-dial…..

It’s all protein, once you scrape it out of the blender.

That child frightens me. Although he will probably go on to win the Nobel Prize in Etymology or some such!

We better hope that he doesn’t find any fire ants as far north as Rhode Island.

For Sterling, it’s an all-you-can-eat bugffet!

Keep Sterling happy by tossing him a couple grubs now and then.

Katydids and cicadas!

And Sterling will savor every crunchy bite!

There seem to be a lot fewer bugs around where I live in the last few years.

Unwittingly, I’ve eaten my fair share of bugs.

Wittingly, I’ve eaten my fair share of bacon.

But if you out them in a blender you lose all the crunch! Why even eat insects then?

Who knew they were collector’s items? Here in Florida during this monsoon season, I’ve been poisoning them like crazy . . . I know what it feels like to be bitten by them and it ain’t pretty.

i like spuds line