Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 24, 2019

Signing casts was a pretty big thing back when I was a kid.

That’s not how it works Spud. Ya gotta be cool in the first place.

“Hey, let’s all sign Spud’s broken nose guard!”

Adorable they came armed with Sharpies! Smart

Just be satisfied with cool-by-association on this, Spud..

The birth of the head cast.

Poor Spud, he is quite the Charlie Brown.

There is a country song about this (there’s one about everything!). It’s “The Chicks Dig It” by Chris Cagle.

“Wicked brave.” Confirmed NE US lol

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

I don’t think it was so much wicked brave as wicked stupid.

And this is the only world where Wallace survived with such a minor break. Poor kid died in so many from neck breaks or paralyzed in most other. Mathematically lucky.

He’ll either get a cast or a scar