I once actually called one of those numbers to report an egregiously bad driver. They seemed completely surprised at my call, and I got the sense that they were having to dust off some program on their computer system that nobody remembered how to use.
we use to be named close to another company. got irate calls all of the time. "well i’ll raphis knuckles ok? they never understood what i was saying…..
One clever fellow covered the phone number on his truck with duct tape so nobody could report his driving. Only trouble was, he had the only rig messed up that way, so it was easy to figure out who it was.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
I once actually called one of those numbers to report an egregiously bad driver. They seemed completely surprised at my call, and I got the sense that they were having to dust off some program on their computer system that nobody remembered how to use.
zerotvus about 5 years ago
we use to be named close to another company. got irate calls all of the time. "well i’ll raphis knuckles ok? they never understood what i was saying…..
DiminishedFirst about 5 years ago
The truck should have been drawn straddling two lanes with irate drivers stacked up behind him
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
This is double funny because the telephone number is the Directory Assistance number.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Hello, hello, have I reached the party to whom I have dialed?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Delivery to Wile E. Coyote.
eolan59 about 5 years ago
Points for being honest
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
One clever fellow covered the phone number on his truck with duct tape so nobody could report his driving. Only trouble was, he had the only rig messed up that way, so it was easy to figure out who it was.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
“My Other Car is a Golf Cart.”
mountainclimber about 5 years ago
I approve of using correct syntax: “couldn’t care . . .” So many people get it wrong. Well done Bill.
davidcdaniels9 about 5 years ago
800-328-7448
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
And make sure you call while you’re driving so you can be distracted and have an accident. Then how are you gonna complain about my driving.
soaringblocks about 5 years ago
Someone finally said what we all think they said. Cool!
COL Crash about 5 years ago
Well that’s a fine example of truth in advertising. So refreshing to even see that these days.