Thank you, thank you, Hobbes! That was a great job of re-creating Calvin’s thoughts. Who would have thought, that after all these years, there was still a way to recall the past?
P.S., I couldn’t agree with you more about the dark side of reality.
i’ve never lived in a house with a real fireplace, but don’t sparks and embers come from burning wet wood? If so, Dad, spend a little bit more next winter and get a couple of ricks of the dry stuff.
Calvin you might find solace in the fact that Hobbes is a fierce advocate for your safety. I wouldn’t be so smug if Hobbes wasn’t around to protect you.
Wood doesn’t have to be wet to make that noise we had a wood stove ages ago and there was no noise. Current house we have a fireplace and poping noise make anyone jump. We have a great in front of ours though sparks does get through and lands on safety fire bricks.
It’s a good thing Hobbes didn’t run through the house setting the curtains on fire!
A few years ago, we had a grass fire in one of our pastures. As the firefighters were putting it out, one of them spotted a squirrel running with its tail on fire. He yelled,
GET THAT SQUIRREL!
All fire hoses were turned on the squirrel, and put its tail out. It made me wonder how many fires jump fire breaks this way…
Wood with pitch, like pine and cedar, produces lots of lovely pops and snaps – and sparks! Better be careful, Hobbes – I don’t think fuzzy plush friends were treated with fire retardant back then!! ”Calvin and Pile of Ashes” wouldn’t make a very good comic strip…
I had a Mexican chihuahua back before they were teacup size and never permitted to walk but be carried everywhere. We once smelled something burning, or at least scorching, and before we could find the source, she got up with a disgusted expression on her face and body language and lay down again about a foot farther from the fire. Dallas winters are not like Mexico, except maybe some of the higher mountains where few dogs live.
If a teacher received that wonderfully imaginative essay, she/he would know it wasn’t based on actual events. It raises a dilemma that I sometimes dealt with raising a herd of children: if a nearly-three-year-old uses spray paint to letter the alphabet on the white side of a house, and the parent thereby is caught between not wanting to punish the achievement, and needing to deter future paint endeavors, what to do?? (After having to go out to the barn to secretly smile).
Mister Ed, have you heard Squirrel Cop from This American Life? It describes something similar–say halfway between that squirrel in the grass fire to Hobbes here.
Sometimes tigers like Hobbes have to run the CPU through a full attitude check once in a while. The fireplace had nothing to do with it. Calvin understands this phenomenon and takes appropriate precautions…
Hobbes: Thanks for providing us with your best guess as to what the rest of Calvin’s essay said. I laughed when I first read it and I’m still smiling just thinking about it now!!!
@spyderred, another dilemma is that teachers are required by law to report all claims of child abuse. Making the obvious judgement call not to report this one could bite the teacher in the bleeep later if some slimy bureaucrat finds out. As a result, today the CPS would be paying a visit to Calvin’s home.
margueritem over 13 years ago
This was based on Watterson’s cat.
rentier over 13 years ago
Is Hobbes guarding Calvin? Or is the fire too hot? I am sure he is guarding Calvin, so nothing evil can happen to him!
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Good choice of location Calvin.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Calvin, something tells me that you’re only safe temprarily. Hobbes can still maul you and I’m sure Mom will be after you too.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Looks like Calvin’s learned at least one lesson.
Goood Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Never disturb a sleeping cat!!
thirdguy over 13 years ago
There doesn’t seem to be any fallout yet, from Mom’s conference at school.
rentier over 13 years ago
With Hobbeses sharp teeth and claws nothing evil can occure to Calvin, he is safe!!
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 13 years ago
Excellent writing Hobbes! Thanks.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Those rogue embers will get you every time.
larney45 over 13 years ago
I wonder if this was inspired by “tyger, tyger, burning bright…” Blake would be proud!
rogue53 over 13 years ago
No one’s buying your alibi Calvin. Maybe if you hadn’t grabbed a book it could have seemed plausible, but reading a book? Who you trying to kid?
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Thank you, thank you, Hobbes! That was a great job of re-creating Calvin’s thoughts. Who would have thought, that after all these years, there was still a way to recall the past?
P.S., I couldn’t agree with you more about the dark side of reality.
Mythreesons over 13 years ago
i’ve never lived in a house with a real fireplace, but don’t sparks and embers come from burning wet wood? If so, Dad, spend a little bit more next winter and get a couple of ricks of the dry stuff.
bruja1 over 13 years ago
Calvin you might find solace in the fact that Hobbes is a fierce advocate for your safety. I wouldn’t be so smug if Hobbes wasn’t around to protect you.
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Wood doesn’t have to be wet to make that noise we had a wood stove ages ago and there was no noise. Current house we have a fireplace and poping noise make anyone jump. We have a great in front of ours though sparks does get through and lands on safety fire bricks.
Mister-Edd over 13 years ago
Excellent observation Rogue! LOL I suppose he could be reading a comic book though…
Mister-Edd over 13 years ago
It’s a good thing Hobbes didn’t run through the house setting the curtains on fire!
A few years ago, we had a grass fire in one of our pastures. As the firefighters were putting it out, one of them spotted a squirrel running with its tail on fire. He yelled,
GET THAT SQUIRREL!All fire hoses were turned on the squirrel, and put its tail out. It made me wonder how many fires jump fire breaks this way…
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Wood with pitch, like pine and cedar, produces lots of lovely pops and snaps – and sparks! Better be careful, Hobbes – I don’t think fuzzy plush friends were treated with fire retardant back then!! ”Calvin and Pile of Ashes” wouldn’t make a very good comic strip…
hippogriff over 13 years ago
I had a Mexican chihuahua back before they were teacup size and never permitted to walk but be carried everywhere. We once smelled something burning, or at least scorching, and before we could find the source, she got up with a disgusted expression on her face and body language and lay down again about a foot farther from the fire. Dallas winters are not like Mexico, except maybe some of the higher mountains where few dogs live.
ratlum over 13 years ago
Poor Calvin almost every one is a threat to him sooner or later.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
One way to spark some activity.
Spyderred over 13 years ago
If a teacher received that wonderfully imaginative essay, she/he would know it wasn’t based on actual events. It raises a dilemma that I sometimes dealt with raising a herd of children: if a nearly-three-year-old uses spray paint to letter the alphabet on the white side of a house, and the parent thereby is caught between not wanting to punish the achievement, and needing to deter future paint endeavors, what to do?? (After having to go out to the barn to secretly smile).
josh_bisbee over 13 years ago
It’s smart to let sleeping tigers lie.
pinkdryad Premium Member over 13 years ago
Smart move Calvin. I’d steer clear, too!
bmonk over 13 years ago
Mister Ed, have you heard Squirrel Cop from This American Life? It describes something similar–say halfway between that squirrel in the grass fire to Hobbes here.
LeStats over 13 years ago
Oh to be 7 years old and have nothing to do but laze by the fire with a few comic books and your best tiger…
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Always on your toes, eh Hobbes?!
G’Afternoon, Grog, Mike & Marg!
Bellesfive over 13 years ago
This is just too funny, heck Im still laughing!
jrowell over 13 years ago
Thanks, Hobbes!
jrowell over 13 years ago
Thanks, Hobbes!
khpage over 13 years ago
Sometimes tigers like Hobbes have to run the CPU through a full attitude check once in a while. The fireplace had nothing to do with it. Calvin understands this phenomenon and takes appropriate precautions…
George Arnold over 13 years ago
It shows Calvin is smart about somethings.
Mister Ed - LOL
glitterygal07 over 13 years ago
Lol. I thought that tigers wouldn’t get startled by those sounds.
Gretchen's Mom over 13 years ago
Hobbes: Thanks for providing us with your best guess as to what the rest of Calvin’s essay said. I laughed when I first read it and I’m still smiling just thinking about it now!!!
:-)
stuart over 13 years ago
@spyderred, another dilemma is that teachers are required by law to report all claims of child abuse. Making the obvious judgement call not to report this one could bite the teacher in the bleeep later if some slimy bureaucrat finds out. As a result, today the CPS would be paying a visit to Calvin’s home.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
had a cat that liked to drag books onto the heater and watch them smoulder
jacob.c.bair about 6 years ago
CALVIN’S READING A BOOK??!!