Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 20, 2019

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yes, it’s hard for him. He’s a birdbrain.

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    Mr. Peterson  over 5 years ago

    This makes no sense, because male and female birds have a similar enough anatomy down there that either both would use the seat, or neither would.

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    So who built the birdhouse, directly over the red convertible?

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    robolt  over 5 years ago

    Loo birds

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Why is it any easier for men to put the lid down than women to put it up?

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    But who keeps leaving the convertible top up?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    “I’m helping you with your survival skills, adapt or fall through the hole.”

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    In my observation, only the hatchlings do that in the nest. The rest of them sit around outside and do it over my sidewalk… or do it on the fly so as to target my windshield.

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    adrianrune  over 5 years ago

    They lose more chicks that way.

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