Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 01, 2019

I don’t you can find a chart big enough to measure Irwin’s optimism!

And the realist says the glass is too big.

Hoping and a wishin….

Demetri Martin brings up the point that it depends on what’s in the glass.

Personally I am a realist, I say the glass is completely full, just half the contents is air.

Would it upset your little metaphysical world if I told you somebody stole my glass?

If it’s got beer in it, the glass is empty.

Actually Pessimists are the most easily pleased…We are usually right and seldom disappointed and don’t have to make Cockamamie goody-two shoes excuses….

half-way to the next one.

Irwin is too good for this world….

For me, the glass fell on the floor and shattered.

Seriously, if your filling the glass, it’s half full, if your drinking it, it’s half empty.