Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 03, 2019

He’d better be careful or he’ll get a Zap for his tip.

We miss Lady Shades , she liked this site.

She better hope she doesn’t get him again for a pizza delivery guy. He might give her pizza a topping she didn’t order…

Just as well he had a couple of slices on the way over.

Last of the big time spenders.

I never thought Broomie was an evil witch!

Here’s a tip. Don’t take any wooden nickels.

Shame, Broomie! Pizza guy gotta make a living, too.

Here’s your tip: “Make sure to look both ways before crossing the street!”

GASP! Her hunger has over shadowed her common sense….

Here’s some more, kid:

Buy low, sell high.

Plant your corn early next year.

Don’t eat yellow snow.

Never squat with spurs on.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

And never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night…

Never could understand getting food delivered.

Broomie’s gonna learn a valuable lesson, you don’t mess with the pizza guy.

Having to depend on tips is disgusting – employers should be ashamed. But as long as that system is in place, these people are working for FAR BELOW minimum wage unless you behave like a decent human being and tip. Broomie, your behavior is sickening. (Myers, I hope this strip was an appalling aberration – or that she gets some instant karma applied).

Not right, Broomie. The schlub deserves a tip for getting your pizza to you. Shame! An embarrassment to pizza-eating witches everywhere!