Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 13, 2020
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Transcript:
paddy: hey kids! st. patrick's day fun page! can you help paddy o'tremends, the happy magic leprechaun stereotype, find a pint of stout? hurry, he's got a powerful thirst! but be careful - one wrong turn can lead to disaster!!! start kid: pour milk on him! oops! he's mistaken for a cereal mascot by sugar-crazed children! yikes! it's mrs. o'tremens wondering where he hid that pot of gold! yuck! he's served a novelty drink the color of sani-flush! uh-oh! he's seated next to a gar-rulous drone concerned about the war! aah! congratulations - he found it!! thanks, kids!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Must be a child’s placemat from Bennigan’s.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Guiness at the finish…
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
They’re always after his lucky stout!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I poured a perfect pint at the Guinness brewery in Dublin. Then, I drank it.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Paddy finally reached X-eye-ted bliss!