Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 11, 2020
June 10, 2020
June 12, 2020
Transcript:
deleted birds not to birdwatchers. the following birds are no longer recognized by the audubon society. please adjust your life list accordingly. thank you. eastern pottymouthed snark assails bird-watchers with cruude insults & profanity. call - "get a life you what're you lookin' at take your binoculars and." great downy oftmolt difficult to actually see as it's often surrounded by a suffocating cloud of feathers. call - "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough." flightless grouse plods up and down the eastern u.s. whining the whole damn time. call - "ow ow ow ow my feet hurt my feet hurt ow ow ow ow." unmitigated gull this is one show-offy little creep. call - "look at this plumage! great, huh? you guys from national geographic? how about a picture? you wanna see my mating dance?" commonplace dullard no distinguishing marks of any kind, really. hangs around with other cooler birds who wish it wouldn't. call - "hey wait up wait up c'mon guys wait up."
well-i-never over 4 years ago
These are special. I just like them too much to take off my list.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I have much in common with the Pottymouthed Snark, but I’m usually confused with the Commonplace Dullard.
Bob. over 4 years ago
And around sports venues, we have the Hairy Chested Nut Scratcher.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Some of us humans are also Commonplace Dullards.
Hey! Wait up, guys!