Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2020
December 03, 2020
December 05, 2020
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac restaurant closings by richard thompson these establishments were closed for health code violations- holy foods ethical eatery & market holy foods ethical eatery & market - sushi found to contain nonsustainable chilean sea bass. sudsy drive thru beer 'n' wash keg sale sudsy drive-thru beer 'n' wash - car came out all sticky and the beer tasted like soap. p.j. piehole's p.j. piehole's - all of the knick knacks, gewgaws & tchotchkes on the walls were found to have been stolen from the smithsonian's silver hill facility baba yaga's chicken rotisserie baba yaga's chicken rotisserie on owl's legs - closed because it wouldn't stand still. retrofixin's a "diner" blue plate retrofixin's - heavy irony contamination found in food, especial-ly the tuna casserole. woman: no, i don't want coffee. go away. starbucks without borders - concept of wandering baristas found to be too damn annoying.
Cpeckbourlioux about 4 years ago
Blue plate special, please.
Kaputnik about 4 years ago
Yes, the best thing about Starbucks is that I don’t have to go to it. If it followed me around, that could get quite annoying.
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Not P.J. Piehole’s!
“This can all be explained! The guy said he was a distributor for Pier 51…it fell off a truck…it was all here when I bought the place…”
fritzoid Premium Member about 4 years ago
Baba Yaga’s Chicken: 5000 locations nationwide, but only one at a time.
Coming soon you your town! Oops, now it’s gone again.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Hey! How are we lazy bachelors gonna live with all the fast food joints shut down by the Health Police?