Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 11, 2019

Next time, don’t call for a fair catch, Woodstock ; just let it bounce.

You’re a bird. Get on top of the ball. It could be a bumpy ride as the ball spins and bounces.

I think if Woodstock does play every day he’ll loose his fine edge

Never try to catch something heavier than you.

Woodstock has never been that sharp at American Football, so there’s no edge to lose.

I think CB would actually like to have someone to play football with, other than Lucy. Snoopy, go play with CB!

You lose your edge when you are not being flattened.

If he keeps getting hit like that, Woodstock’s going to lose something other than his edge!

Never Forget!

If you do play everyday, you lose your fine brain.

I’m tired of this football theme

He can’t catch that ball anyways

and woodstocks already a spoon

He’s probably flat enough to have a fine edge… ☺

Woodstock never had that edge.

Punt!?

Maybe if Woodstock wore a helmet . . . .

Poor old little Woodstock best thing for him is to fly south

I don’t really have much trouble with Losing that “Fine Edge” of my Play. I seem to have to keep “Honing” the Dulling Edge of My Brain these days. You Know "Old Farts Disease ".

⇧ davidf42

we badly need a “dislike” button for the self-righteous…

But the good old physics says lighter body will rebound after collision with heavier body. This might happen everytime Woodstock trys.