Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for July 26, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    You’re in a comic strip, Weenus. It’s a still-life crisis.

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    An woman is having her portrait painted and asks the artist, “Can you add a diamond necklace and diamond earrings to the portrait?” The man replied, “Yes, but you could have worn them to the sitting.” The woman said, “I don’t have any, I just want his next wife to go crazy looking for them.”

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Then again, certain preparations will need to be made in order for me to fit into the RED MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE that I could afford. The FUR transplant and plastic surgery might not be penny-wise. The dealer said I might not easily fit the car.

    Here’s my convertiblehttps://www.amazon.com/2012-Mercedes-Benz-AMG-Convertible-Red/dp/B00E59R7JE/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=mercedes+model+convertible&qid=1564119164&s=gateway&sr=8-5

    Do you think I might need cremation?

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