Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 07, 2019

Time to change the locks on the doors.

You sent him out there to come up with ideas…..by himself? Laura, you know better! He could come back with a plan to grow his own coffee plantation in the backyard or something. Adam needs mental chaperoning.

mostly for HER for sure.

She left out the part about the long walk being on a short pier.

Yes.

Have to take advantage of every “two birds, one stone” opportunity you get!

Laura: Oh, and while you’re out could you take the trash to the curb. And why don’t you walk towards the library, it’s not that far and you can return these books and pick up the ones on hold. And if it’s not too much to ask, we’re getting short on milk. Here’s the insulated bag.

Katy: Wow, Dad will be gone long enough for you to take a nice bath. Should I get the candles out for you?

Nah, he just needs the occasional slapping!

Ok, I finally get it. I was beginning to think Katy was more perceptive than I am.

So basically. Go outside and play Adam. Very good idea. I am thinking this whole country could use a recess.

It’s a good idea, this way he’ll spend less time whining about it and more time thinking of ideas.

She know how to manipulate.

Of course, now all the PETA people will get all offended about killing birds with stones. After all, a shotgun is much more effective!