Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 27, 2020
February 25, 2020
March 03, 2020
Transcript:
The horrible truth for self-conscious bathroom users
The first 0-2 minutes: People just assume you're peeing.
After 2 minutes: People know you're pooping.
Time yourself!… In and out in less than two minutes!… Whether a number one or number two, You can always go back in five minutes to finish pooping.. As long as you stay within the two minute limit, you will avoid any unnecessary embarrassment! Lol
allen@home over 4 years ago
The smell coming from under the door is a dead give away also.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s like I always say: Do you want the job done fast, or do you want it done right?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
‘Oh, sh!t.’
MoeJoe over 4 years ago
Time yourself!… In and out in less than two minutes!… Whether a number one or number two, You can always go back in five minutes to finish pooping.. As long as you stay within the two minute limit, you will avoid any unnecessary embarrassment! Lol
landyk over 4 years ago
Excuse me. Read the book “Everybody Poops”. You shouldn’t be embarrassed.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Oy! What lurks in the minds of ER….ducks?
Enoi over 4 years ago
Or everybody thinks you’re catching up on your Twitter feed.
TravisTrimble over 4 years ago
luckily i have my own bathroom
gigagrouch over 4 years ago
i just assume that they’re doing a crossword puzzle or reading a good book…
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
So what? It doesn’t make you seem unusual.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
Actually, my dad has a condition that makes him take about five minutes to pee.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ve newer cared about this.
russellc64 over 4 years ago
When the need presents itself, I carry a packet of flushable wipes from my office. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind what my intentions are.
tinstar over 4 years ago
Ah, who gives a…. oh, wait…
heckma.ian26 over 4 years ago
Yep
heckma.ian26 over 4 years ago
It’s the best book on the planet
The man behind the slaughter over 3 years ago
Leave the sink running, it’ll help.