How to feel like you joined a gym
( without joining a gym)
1. Express your interest to workout
I should hit the gym
2. Don't workout
Tomorrow
3. Once a month set fire to a small pile of cash
4. Feel the burn.
Pre-pandemic, I went five days a week and paid $10/month. I was in great shape for a middle-age guy. Now, I’m 15 pounds heavier and miss my gym friends. Once I feel it’s safe, I’m going back.
It seems rather easy to pass non-secret notes in front of one another here instead of trying to pass ♪ ’s behind our backs, which sometimes irritates the spinal discs.
Stretching away from the gym isn’t limited to the infamous ‘Stretch Mark McCumber Land’.
cdward over 3 years ago
Pre-pandemic, I went five days a week and paid $10/month. I was in great shape for a middle-age guy. Now, I’m 15 pounds heavier and miss my gym friends. Once I feel it’s safe, I’m going back.
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
After workout, it’s good to celebrate losing pounds with a treat, like S’more…
Julie478 Premium Member over 3 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/joining-a-gym-bonus-panel/
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 over 3 years ago
It seems rather easy to pass non-secret notes in front of one another here instead of trying to pass ♪ ’s behind our backs, which sometimes irritates the spinal discs.
Stretching away from the gym isn’t limited to the infamous ‘Stretch Mark McCumber Land’.
Sandy UwU over 3 years ago
if you wanna feel the burn
why don’t you just set yourself afire?