Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 04, 2021
April 29, 2021
May 06, 2021
Transcript:
How to raise healthy kids Step 1: Teach them to make smart choices. Dicky: and what else is important ?! Missy: exercise! Step 2: Teach them to keep that shit to themselves Missy: Daddy, look! Why's that man killing himself with cigarettes !? Dicky: Ok-time to go!
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N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. over 3 years ago
Dont smell the smoke
george.liu over 3 years ago
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some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nah, let him go – cigarettes are disgusting.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LOL! ….isnt that the truth!??
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
His brain needs the happy song the cigarettes sing to it.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
I might be time for a vocabulary change from ‘shit faced’ to ‘urine side strait’ for those who don’t pisseth against a vertical blockade.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“Because he’s a lame duck.”
Hello Sweetie over 3 years ago
Have to teach the kiddo another healthy habit. Knowing when to put a sock in it! :)
MoeJoe over 3 years ago
Yep!! Pretty much how my kids are!