Dicky: Oh, my sweet beautiful child. I can't begin to tell you how much I love you.
Missy: Hey why's your tummy so fat?
Dicky: See? even after crap like that I still love you.
I once asked my mother when she was going to shave her sideburns, for which I spent a long time in the corner. We never got along very well after that.
catmom1360 over 3 years ago
Someone needs to tell that kid where the stomach is. Hint, it’s not in the chest.
Jeddo over 3 years ago
I once asked my dad why his bottom was so loose? Everyone laughed.
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
One of my grandkids asked me that. I said, “So you’ll have a pillow.”
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Out of the mouths of babes….
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I once asked my mother when she was going to shave her sideburns, for which I spent a long time in the corner. We never got along very well after that.
Mike Williams over 3 years ago
You’ll have an even fatter tummy when you get pregnant.
Julie478 Premium Member over 3 years ago
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