Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 24, 2023

My wife’s sister came within two weeks of becoming a nun where they take a vow of poverty. I told her and my wife that I took such a vow. I said “I do.”

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I’ll let you know when I have some.

Mama told me there’d be days like this‼️☹️

There’s a classic Simpson scene where Marge is trying to explain to a single woman the advantages of motherhood. How the love of her children makes all the hassles worthwhile. As she talking, Bart walks up and says, “Hey Mom, the baby threw up in your purse again.”

The single woman then says, “There’s nothing in my purse but disposable income.”