Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 22, 2019

Dil warned you, Alice, but you just didn’t heed his warning.

Ohmigod! Dill’s losing his lustrous hair!

I pity Dill. Bummer, dude!

In the ‘School of Hard Knocks’, this is a hard knock.

Oh, the humanity!!

Better call Farmers. Bet they haven’t seen THIS.

This exact same scenario plays out 20 years from now after they’re married.

women drivers…

Should have sold her a damage waiver.

UH OH!

Uh-oh. Better get Maaco.

And now for the volley of OW OOWWW OWWWWWs.

Now you’ll need a tow truck for Alice.

I hope you have good insurance.

Poor Dill. If Alice broke your kiddie car just go show her mother. She’ll make it right.

Dill should have sold Alice his scooter before she takes it out for a spin. That way he can buy a new one and be better off then where he is now. ;)

Where is Flo when you need her?

Well, Alice, that’s what you get for demanding that you drive Dill’s car.

At least one loyal wheel came back to Dill from the scene of the Great Alician Kiddie-Car Catastrophe!

It would be more authentic if the wheel was on fire. :P