New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 05, 2011

Did you see where Snooki is going to be the running mate for Palin in 2012?

Oh, I get it a time machine. Her maj would not be here without that other show.

Which on top, Yukoner? Snooki’s the better choice.

Why do people always pick on Henry? He was just doing his job leaving a male heir. Doesn’t everyone?

George VI didn’t. His heir has done okay.

That’s one of the worst parts about being royalty, having a bad heir day.

Yukoneric – Nah, we’d have to wait till 2024 for that, since she’s not old enough till than. But wait – she’s adopted, and was born in CHILE! Unless they change the whole eligibility requirements for Prez, no Snooki for Veep!

Come on, Wild. If you can believe the rumors, we ALREADY have a foreign born president who’s nothing but a fame chaser.

So far, the Americanized Being Human is merely okay.

Snookie will never be Palin’s running mate. Sarah can’t abide anybody who’s smarter than she is.