1) Jane’s book isn’t that big of a seller, Mommie Dearest laughs in her face and Jane stews fecklessly.
2) Jane’s book sells, but as an unintentional humor book. Mommie Dearest laughs and Jane stews fecklessly.
3) The book is forgotten until Jane hits rock bottom (read: “They’re making “Hungry Girl” into a movie, and you want me as art director?”). Just before Mommie Dearest comes in to laugh in her face again, the book comes back as a deus ex machina that gives Jane the power to not be a Boomerang and reject her mother’s begging (“You were always my favorite daughter, please give me money!”).
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
All Jane has to do now is figure out how to do any of these things.
jkoskov over 13 years ago
She should work for government, they don’t know how to do this stuff either… but they sure try to make you think they can.
Except that licking the elbow thing. I’m sure they’re good at that.
coffeeturtle over 13 years ago
Really, Jane? “New insight”? :-D
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead.
(Sticks out tongue and uses right hand to touch forehead)
razorback2824 over 13 years ago
This can end in 1 of 3 ways:
1) Jane’s book isn’t that big of a seller, Mommie Dearest laughs in her face and Jane stews fecklessly.
2) Jane’s book sells, but as an unintentional humor book. Mommie Dearest laughs and Jane stews fecklessly.
3) The book is forgotten until Jane hits rock bottom (read: “They’re making “Hungry Girl” into a movie, and you want me as art director?”). Just before Mommie Dearest comes in to laugh in her face again, the book comes back as a deus ex machina that gives Jane the power to not be a Boomerang and reject her mother’s begging (“You were always my favorite daughter, please give me money!”).
ejcapulet over 13 years ago
You forgot:
4) Jane lacks the attention span, talent, or motivation to finish the stupid thing and gives up.