Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 16, 2019

This would make me want to strangle the captain

I rate that right up there with the nurse that woke me up to give me a sleeping pill.

Multiple Ralphs!

and if you look really close..you’ll see two parachutes, this is a recording…..

Even the tiny critters are annoyed….lol

How can you sleep with the shade up anyway?

I’d think for flying, Ralph would have borrowed a helmet & goggles from his cousin Rocket J.

…and a gremlin on the wing ripping out the engine…

Oh crap! He woke that crying baby.

What does the captain think this is ‘a party cruise ship’? Announcements every few minutes?

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy your tiny bag of mini pretzels.

“This is your Captain..again, if you look under your seat you’ll notice we have snakes on the plane.”

And why are there two Ralphs in today’s strip?

Roger, Roger.

Stop, stop!