Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 20, 2019

Use the 30-30-30 rule.

Who knows, it just might work !

Think like a artist, smash it and start over.

It might also never wake up again.

They kind of did that in the old movie “ the day the earth stood still”

If that doesn’t work, just give a few good kicks.

BUT FIRST we need to change a few positions in the countries so when it does come back on, it will be much better….

Who would have guessed that the Earth is not grounded?

Except for the plastic pollution our Earth is just fine. No reset needed.

Nah, just leave it unplugged.

I’m thinking God’s ten seconds is not the same as our ten seconds and a reset is usually thirty seconds.

The reboot is coming…

Did you already try the rhapsody thing? Nobody disappeared.

That idea went off with a bang.

Well, he tried washing it, and that worked for awhile, but I think the next thing is using heat to cleanse it.

try some duct tape and if that doesn’t work, get a hammer…

God sent an e-mail to all of the good people on earth. You know what it said? No. I didn’t get it either.

Seriously, it can’t hurt.