Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 16, 2019

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 5 years ago

    Next shelf is “Dial Tone”

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Another example of marketing genius. Hey, you don’t want to use your regular Dial on …that area, then use it on your face!

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    A Common 'tator  over 5 years ago

    And for the rest of the world, who’ve never heard of Dial either – Dial is a brand of soap and body wash manufactured by Henkel, the American subsidiary of Henkel AG & Co. KGaA. It was the world’s first antibacterial soap. I had to Google it too.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Lol! Mark really knows how to crack a joke!

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    KenseidenXL  over 5 years ago

    Cellphone soap?

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Butt dial must be doggy soap.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Hellooooooo whooooo there? (You don’t want to know)

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    khmo  over 5 years ago

    Geez, I’ll bet you never heard that Prell glorifies your hair either!

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    No comment!

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everyone did?

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    smgray  over 5 years ago

    keep those phones clean

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    SoTired Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did?

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    Hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    “The soap that gets you extra clean

    Is Dial, Dial, Dial,

    The soap with hexachloraphene"

    At least until they discovered it was carcinogenic.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just Dial it up!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Great, Mark.

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