Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 21, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    I think weā€™re ready for a radar gun.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    He said ā€œwith the 8 ironā€, right? Nailed it!

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    derdave969  over 5 years ago

    On in two. Putting for bird.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    now if he could only hit the ball that far!

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Iā€™ve often thought Iā€™d score better at golf if I could throw the club and carry the ball.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Always knew the Fink was a tosser!

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    wirepunchr  over 5 years ago

    A friend after many years convinced his wife to go golfing. On the first hole swung at the ball and whiffed. She picked up the ball, walked to the hole, dropped it in and said ā€œThatā€™s oneā€.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    But do the clubs un-bend when wrapped around a tree? Do they float in ponds?

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    WCraft  over 5 years ago

    No biggie. I can hit sand traps and water hazards with clubs quite easily.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 5 years ago

    A club in one?

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    Mediatech  over 5 years ago

    Wood he, or wouldnā€™t he?

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 5 years ago

    Well thatā€™s One way to do it.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    As a shorter person, he has a disadvantage in how much force he can apply at the end of the club unless heā€™s unusually strong.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    AAHHH! So Iā€™m a lousy golfer ā€˜cuz Iā€™m not adequately incentivizedā€¦.got it!

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    mfrasca  over 5 years ago

    ā€œCan I reach the green with a seven iron?ā€

    ā€œSure. If you hit it twice.ā€

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