Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 10, 2011

It still tastes like chicken I bet.

(Points finger) It’s Bungs fault.

They’re tasty when served in white wine.

Getting rid of seagulls might lead to a Nobel prize for something.

Mmmm, tastes like seagull.

Seagulls and pigeons are nothing but flying rats. Basically, they’re just buzzards with a good press agent.

FLYGUY Doesn’t the Wiz have the right and the ability to walk on air? You tell him he can’t.

I suppose any living thing is eatable, it’s the tought that counts.

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How does “chicken substitute” sound?

Chilean Sea Chicken?

They can come to the WalMart parking lot to fill the next menu if they like. I believe the flying rats infest there just to let us know the place should be tossed into the sea.

A lot safer than bacteria-ridden factory farm chicken!

What are those white spots on the deck?

Hey, Sandfan, when I was in high school I used to raise pigeons and sold them to a fancy resturant. Them and Chucker quails.

Each of the seagulls smelled Bung’s breath.

When I was stationed at Langley AFB VA, the chow hall never allowed seconds except on Wednesdays. That was chicken day. By some strange coincidence, there were always seagulls swarming the chow hall’s dumpsters, except on Wednesdays. Respect for their cousins, or something else?

Anybody else notice that the upper decks no longer look like a castle?

Smörgåsbord… :)