Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2019

Not on my burger, hot dog or French fry!!!

Sheldon! You know what that does to Amy…

The trick is to smack it on the bottle neck….hurry up LARRY, you’re holding up the line, burger is getting cold

Cue the usual nonsense from ketchup haters. :)

For the rest of us, it’s gotten easier since they introduced those squeeze bottles that can be stored with the cap down. Probably Larry’s cousins. On the other hand, bland squeeze bottle mustard just doesn’t cut it. There are decent pre-made varieties in jars, or you can make your own from powders and/or seeds.

But, but, smacking himself on the bottom is the best part of it for Mr. Ketchup.

Patting the neck works better.

Smack.. squeeze and scoop.. all part of the perfect hamburger

You can leave all three off my food. Nasty stuff!

I hope they are being safe and use condomints

Think K.C. and the Sunshine Band !

Larry makes pour decisions.

Actually it is a health food. Ketchup is low-calorie and is made of/from tomatoes, vinegar, salt, pepper, and spices. 15 calories per tablespoon and high in vitamins A and C. The same nutritional level as a couple of slices of tomato, school kids who tossed the tomato would put ketchup on almost anything.

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It is good for you in real life, not the hollow health food world.

I like all 3 of them on my hamburgers at the exact same time! :-)

“Shake and shake the catsup bottle, none will come and then a lottle.” – Richard Armor, not Ogden Nash

Did he come in with David S. Pumpkins?

Look whose talking. Someone you can squeeze.

Who’s your Daddy???