For the rest of us, it’s gotten easier since they introduced those squeeze bottles that can be stored with the cap down. Probably Larry’s cousins. On the other hand, bland squeeze bottle mustard just doesn’t cut it. There are decent pre-made varieties in jars, or you can make your own from powders and/or seeds.
Actually it is a health food. Ketchup is low-calorie and is made of/from tomatoes, vinegar, salt, pepper, and spices. 15 calories per tablespoon and high in vitamins A and C. The same nutritional level as a couple of slices of tomato, school kids who tossed the tomato would put ketchup on almost anything.
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It is good for you in real life, not the hollow health food world.
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not on my burger, hot dog or French fry!!!
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
Sheldon! You know what that does to Amy…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The trick is to smack it on the bottle neck….hurry up LARRY, you’re holding up the line, burger is getting cold
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Cue the usual nonsense from ketchup haters. :)
For the rest of us, it’s gotten easier since they introduced those squeeze bottles that can be stored with the cap down. Probably Larry’s cousins. On the other hand, bland squeeze bottle mustard just doesn’t cut it. There are decent pre-made varieties in jars, or you can make your own from powders and/or seeds.
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
But, but, smacking himself on the bottom is the best part of it for Mr. Ketchup.
JaneCl almost 5 years ago
Patting the neck works better.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Smack.. squeeze and scoop.. all part of the perfect hamburger
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You can leave all three off my food. Nasty stuff!
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I hope they are being safe and use condomints
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
Think K.C. and the Sunshine Band !
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Larry makes pour decisions.
colcam almost 5 years ago
Actually it is a health food. Ketchup is low-calorie and is made of/from tomatoes, vinegar, salt, pepper, and spices. 15 calories per tablespoon and high in vitamins A and C. The same nutritional level as a couple of slices of tomato, school kids who tossed the tomato would put ketchup on almost anything.
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It is good for you in real life, not the hollow health food world.
Gretchen's Mom almost 5 years ago
I like all 3 of them on my hamburgers at the exact same time! :-)
Hippogriff almost 5 years ago
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle, none will come and then a lottle.” – Richard Armor, not Ogden Nash
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Did he come in with David S. Pumpkins?
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Look whose talking. Someone you can squeeze.
paranormal almost 5 years ago
Who’s your Daddy???