Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 28, 2019

You should have given up boxing years ago.

Looks more like broccoli to me.

You have to harvest cauliflower before it starts to flower.

Dave, you or your colorist should have made it white. It would have saved a lot of the above name calling.

This kind of humour kales me…

Hate it when the stem is ‘woody’.

Another medical misdiagnosis. The doctor needs to study real vegetables instead of buying in to Pharma’s lies! What this patient needs is Butter ASAP!

This confirms the Dilbert Classics strip for September 26!

Hmmmm! Could be the reason everyone calls me Stinky ….

He is in a vegetative state…

He always had an aversion to vegans.

The perils of being a vegan.

i’d love to see his medical chard…

And notice how it’s truncated. No wonder they say you’re spineless.

“…but fear not, you still can become the greatest of all American Presidents!”

So the brain, and not the ear?

My brain is mostly empty space and random commercial song lyrics.

He will be safe in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

Am I a vegetable yet?

Proof that " Veg Heads " Really Do Exist ! :-)