Garfield by Jim Davis for February 09, 2011

So much for getting the girl Jon!

Jon’s hopeless.

You’ll never get on “American Idol” Jon.

Aaah…thats so sweet of you Jon… I am sure Liz would be really happy to know that… but only until she reads the song…

Jon + Banjo + Garfield, all under the same roof. Liz has hit the jackpot.

Correction: Jon + Polk + Banjo + Garfield, all under one roof. Four lemons in a row on the slot machine.

Liz has hit the jackpot? What in the world is the booby prize? A truckload of chum?

When will he ever learn?

I don’t know, my 7yo son composed a song for me that had among it words like “you are as dear as a small snowball” - I was still impressed… so I guess I would be impressed even if a Jon wrote a song for ME. :D

Banjos, accordions, and bagpipes should not be covered under the First Amendment. Kazoos are up to the Supreme Court.

They say that Love Is Blind. Well lets just hope that for Liz’s sake it is also deaf as well. Or should that be for Jon’s sake.

Jon: Last time you sing, a dog went into a shock.

Do that and maybe Liz will be your ex :’(

You people just don’t appreciate ethnic fusion music. Now, throw in a shakuhachi and an Irish pennywhistle, and you’ll really have something! :)

Garfield is going to have a hard time covering for Jon until Valentine’s Day is over!

S/CAATY_423—-You ain’t right at all. Have you no shame?

Better hurry on outta here Garfield.

Yep, you REALLY know how to pick ’em, Liz!