HMMM.... I seem to have reached the age where my birthday cake is more candle than cake.
Smoke detector age.
Birthday boy doesn’t know it but the candles are edible! His friends will tell him after he blows them out.
I just turned 65. I feel your pain…
Burning down the house!
Fart, and it’s Candle in the Wind. Then Burning down the house.
At the age where the Fire Department would like prior notification before you light the candles on your cake.
One road flare delivers the same message.
I hear ya. And your efforts to blow out the flames will be more spit than air.
Get a bigger cake! (BTW, who remembers, “The cake is a lie!”)
Zykoic about 5 years ago
Smoke detector age.
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Birthday boy doesn’t know it but the candles are edible! His friends will tell him after he blows them out.
JohnTheFoole about 5 years ago
I just turned 65. I feel your pain…
Ida No about 5 years ago
Burning down the house!
Fart, and it’s Candle in the Wind. Then Burning down the house.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
At the age where the Fire Department would like prior notification before you light the candles on your cake.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
One road flare delivers the same message.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
I hear ya. And your efforts to blow out the flames will be more spit than air.
Altar_Ego about 5 years ago
Get a bigger cake! (BTW, who remembers, “The cake is a lie!”)