Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 02, 2019

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Smoke detector age.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Birthday boy doesn’t know it but the candles are edible! His friends will tell him after he blows them out.

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    JohnTheFoole  over 4 years ago

    I just turned 65. I feel your pain…

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    Burning down the house!

    Fart, and it’s Candle in the Wind. Then Burning down the house.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    At the age where the Fire Department would like prior notification before you light the candles on your cake.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    One road flare delivers the same message.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    I hear ya. And your efforts to blow out the flames will be more spit than air.

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    Get a bigger cake! (BTW, who remembers, “The cake is a lie!”)

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