Bad clams never open.
They just clam up.
But I’m afraid I’ll lose my pearl.
I can’t open up….I’m a spoiled brat….
Is that a pink tongue or a pink pearl?
Assuming it is a male clam on the left – don’t hold your breath.
“OK. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
[cough…cough]“Shut it! Please oh please shut it! I had no idea a shellfish could have bad breath like that!”[cough]
Clamspread!
Just show her your muscle
Zykoic about 5 years ago
Bad clams never open.
GuntherGrass about 5 years ago
They just clam up.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
But I’m afraid I’ll lose my pearl.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
I can’t open up….I’m a spoiled brat….
stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is that a pink tongue or a pink pearl?
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Assuming it is a male clam on the left – don’t hold your breath.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
“OK. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
[cough…cough]“Shut it! Please oh please shut it! I had no idea a shellfish could have bad breath like that!”[cough]
DebUSNRet about 5 years ago
Clamspread!
tinstar about 5 years ago
Just show her your muscle