One Christmas things were tight, so the wife says “Let’s not get anything for each other this Christmas.” Being young and stupid, I didn’t. Big mistake, huge mistake. Some advice for young people (if any) here: This “Let’s not get anything for each other” is as dangerous as “Do these pants make me look fat?” If you hear either, Run! Run far, run fast! There is no correct answer, Run!!
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
I think she is going to insist one of the party guests be sent home.
wasabista about 5 years ago
Hope it’s not like that scene in Goodfellas…
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
“Honey, nothing is too good for you…which is why I got you so much of it!”
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
What an arse!
donwalter about 5 years ago
not even a couch for him to sleep on…
davanden about 5 years ago
There’s a subtle difference between surprising and disappointing.
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
Not his birthday and he’s getting nothing tonight.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
A swift kick in the nads will surprise him in a moment.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
She gets out of prison and no welcome home party?
Merriment ensues…
toyonut about 5 years ago
Hey, I asked what you wanted for your Birthday and you said “Nothing”
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
I want a divorce. Surprise!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 5 years ago
Poor fellow…. good intentions…. but he will still be sleeping on the couch for this.
Bruce1253 about 5 years ago
One Christmas things were tight, so the wife says “Let’s not get anything for each other this Christmas.” Being young and stupid, I didn’t. Big mistake, huge mistake. Some advice for young people (if any) here: This “Let’s not get anything for each other” is as dangerous as “Do these pants make me look fat?” If you hear either, Run! Run far, run fast! There is no correct answer, Run!!
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
It’s a party about nothing!