Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 21, 2021

Oh, " CUTE! "

That’s what the picture of the prairie dog says! I was trying to figure out if “QYOOT!” was something written in Cyrillic script or in Greek, but it turns out neither has a letter that looks like a Q. I even isolated the “poster” to search it in Google Images, but had no luck.

But now I realize that “QYOOT!” is just a silly way of writing “CUTE!”.

You have to collect them in the cool of the morning before you put them in the drawer. As they warm up, they get very active. (I’m just guessing, of course. Nobody can prove anything and the statute of limitations has expired for the “Jimminy! Crickets!” trick.)

So now big sister gets revenge?

Mmm – hmm. Like a plague of locusts.