Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 30, 2019

More like “Lame Excuse Syndrome”. The answer is called “control”, and Adam has never bothered to use it.

Will power, thy name is Laura.

Yes, he always has an answer when it involves his large intestine!!

I think Adam re-habbed at “Red Robin”.

We had a wonderful new buffet with quality food. 2 large customers came every day and cleaned them out in 2 weeks.

and it’s been renamed ‘ADAM’!

A former NFL player, as a 13 year old, was banned from an all-you-can eat restaurant chain in his home state. They had his picture posted along with a warning to not serve him after he decimated the available food on his first visit.

This is why “All-You-Can-Eat” Restaurants are a dying business.

And I thought that BGS only affected teen aged boys.

Now a days I think all-you-can-eat means whatever-we-have.

Oh! I didn’t realize this was a repeat. I remember this one though.

I Googled it and came back with Leaky Bowel Syndrome.

I can’t believe she got him to leave cold-turkey.

when I was 10 the all u can eat buffet started charging my parents adult price for me because of the hole I put in their profits with my appetites. I eat much less now. My standard meal these days would only feed about 4 normal people.

If I were a cartoonist, I would draw this one: A portly couple were walking past a restaurant that had a sign in the window: “TRY OUR NEW GLUTTON-FREE MENU!”

I wonder if Adam is somehow related to Shaggy of Scooby-Doo fame.

It looks like they are still sitting at a table … in the buffet? So did Adam get to have at least one plateful? I would be sorely disappointed, and I know Adam would be too, if I/we didn’t at least get to try the 7-cheese ravioli!

I still would like to know if Adam ever got to go back to the “Mayonnaise – ateria”. It seemed that it was an absolutely blissful experience for him.

At the BGSA he meets Homer Simpson and they cry over their big guts and insatiable appetites.