FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 05, 2019

oh, Jason, you sneak

Don’t get it.

Peanut, Butter and Jelly. Buttered Jelly toast not bad, don’t know how good peanuts in it would be. Don’t think it would be bad though.

I wonder which law school Jason will apply to.

My two favorite PB sandwiches were peanut butter and bananas or peanut butter and potato chips.

Well it’s better than the famous “wish sandwich” You put two pieces of bread together and “wish” you had some meat!

Peanuts, butter, and jelly

AB is better than PB, say I. For the not with it people, AB means Almond Butter.

My favorite has always been peanut butter and honey. Mom would fix it for me in grade school (back when that was allowed) and by lunch time the honey had soaked into the bread and was so good.

And YES, I put margarine on my PB sandwiches.

My Dad eats them like that, on purpose. Ew. Of course, he also eats mashed potatoes with peas on top, and scoops it onto buttered bread to eat.

Butter and jelly actually taste pretty good together on toast. I’ve never tried it with peanut butter as a third ingredient, but it doesn’t sound that bad, actually.

This is the lamest failure of a joke about the Oxford comma I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t work at all for several reasons.

Love me a peanut butter and butter sandwich.