In Security by Bea R. for August 21, 2019

New characters? ✨❤️✨

Looks like Sam has other mooches aside from Roy in his life, then again maybe these Smiths are like father and mother figures to him, he could use an upgrade.

Do they even still make that type of phone? ✨❤️✨

Those look like baby birds on his boxers, I always knew the chicks where all over him down there! XD

Is that the table where ‘Relaxa’ and ‘Sir E’ once held court? ✨❤️✨

I wonder how Sedine would have reacted to this, she’s a fierce young lady, but Mrs. Smith sounds like she’s got fierocity hardened by time.

OLD-SCHOOL SLANG MADE MANIFEST:

…How does she know he isn’t wearing pants?

Of course “Granny” Smith told him to buy apples.

That’s Granny Smith to you, apple boy.

Wait, your neighbor is that old raisin?

If Sedine had not left her work half done—stopping Hubbs’ rage without alleviating his confusion—it could well be Hubbs without pants.

I know some old people like that… they’re my parents.

“Mr. Smith” had quite the career before retiring to Knightville, ND …

https://youtu.be/s6UbYHCkoZs

“Honey, where are my paaants?”

These Smiths don’t happen to contain the little old lady who has it in for Sedine?

When I reach that age, I plan on introducing myself as “elderly” every time I talk on the phone or even in person. Just in case they didn’t know.

I answer my phone with “What size you want?” If it is a scammer, they hang up. If it is someone that wants to talk to me they ask “What?”

Sam, that is a pretty good military attention pose. Were you ever in the service?

Very true scenario about the woman being direct and the man less so.

Me and my in laws. But seriously, when the FIL passed away we asked her mother is she would not mind moving in with us. She did. From Aberdeen to San Francisco to Vancouver Island. We have the room and she just loves it.

It’s clear who wears the pants in this neighbourhood.