Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 10, 2019

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    They deserve to starve to death.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    That’s what happens when the woman goes out for work. I would have said “also”, but he’s a man, so it’s quite possible that he doesn’t even have a job. (This comment is based on unhealthy assumptions.)

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    At least version 2.1 has stopped having all the cars crash.

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And after that they’ll want it placed on the table. Or better yet….. brought to the couch.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ah, the next step after that is to have their mommas masticate that food for them and regurgitate into their yawning pie holes

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    or as the Rod Stewart song goes: ’they’ve got each other; neither one’s complaining’

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Half baked ideas.

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    Bring on the drones. They can fly through the drone flap opened electronicallyl

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    Troy Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jeff, you should of made them fat, it would be more realistic.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    They’d probably save you the trouble of eating it too.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If Amazon delivered, they would definitely do that. Remember the Amazon delivery service that will leave your packages right INSIDE your door? They even do that with cars now; you can have them deliver your packages by leaving them in your car trunk.

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    russef  over 5 years ago

    Looks like it’ll take a couple of DING DONGS!

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