Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2019

Pucker up, Princess!

If he starts singing “Purple Rain”…run!

Beggars can’t be choosers…or in this case….ewwwww

Wait’ll you see what he can do with that tongue.

The frog likes flies. Maybe a guy should kiss him.

She’s kissed Rodney, the frog couldn’t be that much worse.

♫ Well if you’ve never been a frog kissin

Then you don’t know what you’ve been missing

There’s a world of opportunity under each and every log

If you’ve never been a charm breaker

And if you’ve never been a handsome prince maker

Just a slow down turn around bend down

And kiss you a frog ♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQoJo_4_-A

I think he lost his kiss.

Good point.

In the Grimm tale, the frog king wasn’t kissed, he was thrown against the wall when he turned back into human form. About time to tell this to those pesky frogs who want to be kissed by human girls. (And to the girls, of course.)