I utilize the Multiplication Diet. We learned our multiplication in elementary school. What is 0 (zero) times any number? Zero! So eat a bowl of ice-cream with all the toppings or a huge slab of cake (bazillion calories) with a glass of water (zero calories). Zero times any number is…zero! You may now do a face plant in a box of donuts.
’Member when iceberg was the ONLY kind of lettuce there was?!? Of course, any SANE person knows the lettuce is only the delivery method for the dressing. . .lemon, oil and vinegar, vinaigrettes . .
jmworacle about 5 years ago
Please don’t use that four letter word again!
amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago
The first 3 letters of diet are DIE!
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Aw, gee Aunty… just when I was getting ready to wax eloquent on the benefits of a ketogenic diet!
Marvin Premium Member about 5 years ago
Who ‘ya pointing that huge finger at, Aunty? Bugs Bunny?
little.jonesy333 about 5 years ago
I utilize the Multiplication Diet. We learned our multiplication in elementary school. What is 0 (zero) times any number? Zero! So eat a bowl of ice-cream with all the toppings or a huge slab of cake (bazillion calories) with a glass of water (zero calories). Zero times any number is…zero! You may now do a face plant in a box of donuts.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
People especially don’t want to hear about the diet for people who don’t need to diet.
1953Baby about 5 years ago
’Member when iceberg was the ONLY kind of lettuce there was?!? Of course, any SANE person knows the lettuce is only the delivery method for the dressing. . .lemon, oil and vinegar, vinaigrettes . .
Airbender about 5 years ago
I’m on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 5 years ago
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may diet.
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
Kale! Kale! The gang’s all here!
David Peters about 5 years ago
Vogons: stop with the poetry and preaching. Eat what you want and shut up!
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
Roasted cabbage with salt and olive oil on it isn’t bad….
bakana about 5 years ago
But, I Like Lettuce.
With Lots of Blue Cheese dressing on it.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
The darkest, greenest leaves in a sandwich.
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
Oh, come on! Why not lettuce have some fun?