Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 15, 2019

Welcome to America!

In that case, stick to window shopping or aimless browsing, Aunty.

Champagne taste and beer wallet.

Thought it read “expansive” when I first opened it. . , so I was set up for a different kind of punch line. Gotta get my coffee. . .

Financial advice, Aunty: Everyone knows Ged pays his help poorly, so don’t spend so much on 5L box wine.

Beats being cursed with expensive taste and laziness at the same time

You sound like my girl friend.

Same thing here. (Sigh)

Fine Wine and Caviar Dreams on a Beer and Pretzel Reality. :-}

I have a Dom Pérignon appetite and a Ripple Budget.

A Filet Mignon mouth and enough pocket change for one Krystal Burger.

I understand completely, Aunty.

Join the great unwashed.