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He could have hitched a ride with Fred and Barnie down to the local Star-Rocks and had a brew with his brontosaurus burger! Too far-fetched, you say? Ever wonder how it was possible for the Flintstones to celebrate Christmas? Cartoon logic I guess?
JD'Huntsville'AL over 5 years ago
I would have thought it would be “No coffee.”
jmworacle over 5 years ago
One reason why Adam wouldn’t make a good caveman is coffee wasn’t around then.
SHIVA over 5 years ago
I’d think his branch of Homo Sapiens would become extinct from his total ineptness!!
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
He’d only make it if he lived near the coffee beans in Columbia….. and then figured out what to do with them.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Hobbes had it almost right. Life in a state of nature is itchy, brutish, and short.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
The poison ivy situation is definitely a concern. I mean how do you avoid it if you can’t count to three?
karmakat01 over 5 years ago
i could see ALL THOSE reasons happening even in REAL LIFE with him…
Stevefk over 5 years ago
He could have hitched a ride with Fred and Barnie down to the local Star-Rocks and had a brew with his brontosaurus burger! Too far-fetched, you say? Ever wonder how it was possible for the Flintstones to celebrate Christmas? Cartoon logic I guess?
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
The others are smart enough to avoid poison ivy.
That aside, I imagine those animal skins were pretty scratchy too, the didn’t have liners for them yet.
The chosen one over 5 years ago
Cavemen didnt have coffee
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
But you are all experts in plants and animals. And physically fit. Life may be nasty, brutish and short. But you were strong.