Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Bob’s previous failed business was in mannequin repairs: “Repairs for an arm and a leg.”

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Business is less than stellar…

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Oy….back to the drawing board….

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    they need to magnify and focus on their sign-wording

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    ptnjbrown  about 5 years ago

    He should have seen this coming a mile away.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    It is just a catalog store. Delivery time is 20 years.

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    skyriderwest  about 5 years ago

    Maybe they should open a balloon store, and advertise helium filled balloons that are still floating 3 weeks later.

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    He needs a star salesman.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think the balloons are the wrong colors.

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    gcarlson  about 5 years ago

    “Sink Your Life Savings in a Boat!” – “rejected ad found in a Madison Ave. wastebasket by” Mad Magazine, early 1970s

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    ars731  about 5 years ago

    “Why go elsewhere and get cheated when you can come here”

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    People are scoping it out, and, apparently, deciding it’s not worth it.

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    He’s looking down the wrong end of the telescope.

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