Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 28, 2019

It would probably go faster if he put that flux capacitor back where it belongs.

Area 51 garage.

It will take a week, I have to order parts from Alph Centauri.

Wait till they get the bill….aaaaaaaaawwwwk

This will make a swell story on their Spacebook page.

Didn’t take them long to see how things work here.

I can’t find that part on the NAPA or NASA web page. Let me check Amazon.

“Influencers”? Okay, now charge them double.

And we’ll ding you on-line as an xenophob!

And we thought it would be intelligent life.

Wait till they find out the warranty expired two light years ago.

You said ‘influencers’, we say ‘meddlers’.

They should have checked his customer reviews. Everyone knows to not use a single pole lift there. He has crushed the thrust collection coalescing director. He has totaled their ride and is going to have to submit a replacement insurance claim.

they’ll probably yelp when they get the bill…

You want it when?

With that comment, I’d tell them I would have to order the part from the factory. Nobody influences my social, but me!

Surely, you jest. All together now. And don’t call me Shirley! It may be an oldie. But, it’s still a goodie!

No. No, it would not.