Carol is jealous of the pumpkin and so she has decided to tell a fat joke about her husband in front of him to the neighbor. No wonder Keith prefers the pumpkin.
I’ve seen this happen to men when they hit 30, 40, 50, 60, 70….it’s a car, a woman, a boat, a motorcycle…it must be the “0” that scares them….I remember my dad suddenly becoming obsessed with ties, no longer allowing my mom to do the shopping for him, so they became pretty wild and outlandish.
In Ontario, the growing of enormous pumpkins is more than a hobby. It’s an obsession. Friends who had a small hobby farm would trade, buy and sell seeds to grow the most prize-worthy “breeds.” Vines would be tended with care and the competition was serious.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
is it a good thing Keith didn’t do a spit take on his coffee when “snapped elastic band on his shorts” was uttered?
howtheduck over 5 years ago
Carol is jealous of the pumpkin and so she has decided to tell a fat joke about her husband in front of him to the neighbor. No wonder Keith prefers the pumpkin.
jmworacle over 5 years ago
Well, at least he didn’t take up with a blonde whose bra size was larger than her I.Q.
Mr. Peterson over 5 years ago
Tonguey laugh!!!
Watcher over 5 years ago
Well, at least he’s involved with something at home and not out running around.
dwdl21 over 5 years ago
Thank goodness I never grew up, been the same nut for 60 years…lol
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
It could be worse… he could have gone out and bought a sports car
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 over 5 years ago
I’ve seen this happen to men when they hit 30, 40, 50, 60, 70….it’s a car, a woman, a boat, a motorcycle…it must be the “0” that scares them….I remember my dad suddenly becoming obsessed with ties, no longer allowing my mom to do the shopping for him, so they became pretty wild and outlandish.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dad humor is rarely funny but Mom humor is usually spot on and generally pointed at Dad.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 5 years ago
Should Elly be drinking coffee right now?
Linguist over 5 years ago
Better the model trains and gardening hobbies for hubby’s male-menopause, than the tall blonde model and red sportscar.
stillfickled Premium Member over 5 years ago
Do we really laugh with our tongues sticking out?
TheCoosBayBachelor over 5 years ago
That’s harsh, ladies.
Jan C over 5 years ago
Lynn’s Comments:
In Ontario, the growing of enormous pumpkins is more than a hobby. It’s an obsession. Friends who had a small hobby farm would trade, buy and sell seeds to grow the most prize-worthy “breeds.” Vines would be tended with care and the competition was serious.
Baarorso over 5 years ago
I see that Michael gets his sarcastic wit from BOTH sides of the family, and not just his father’s.